Brazil is the biggest country in South America by a long way but we´ll try and sum it up in 3 paragraphs anyway.
Brazil has really COOL BEACHES and the cutest of CUTE KIDS ever seen. Everybody has a DOG and a TATTOO. We didn't see any dogs with tattoos but there must be a few. Every female (aged 2-82) wears a bikini thats too small. HAVAIANAS are worn by everyone, most women wear wedges, alot wear HAVAIANA WEDGES (one style is called Havaiana JOY). If you want to buy a VW BEETLE, Brazil is the place to go, there's millions of them.
Forget the Watford Gap, Brazil has a chasm between RICH/POOR, NORTH/SOUTH. Perhaps this is the reason for the seemingly unsubstainable numbers of DRUG STORES, DENTISTS and PET SHOPS (see above). They know how to make the best FRESH JUICE (sucos) in the world, particually pineapple, along with PAY-BY-THE-KILO BUFFETS and ICE CREAM parlours. ¿Why hasn't this business model taken off in the UK?
Notable exclusions from the "best of..." include:
CAIPAIRINAS and anything else containing CACHAÇA (Brazillian Rum). SAMBA music and dancing - don't believe the hype. Unfortunately there are not as many SEXY GIRLS as we'd hoped but there are lots of billboards of GISELLE which almost made up for it.
Brazil has really COOL BEACHES and the cutest of CUTE KIDS ever seen. Everybody has a DOG and a TATTOO. We didn't see any dogs with tattoos but there must be a few. Every female (aged 2-82) wears a bikini thats too small. HAVAIANAS are worn by everyone, most women wear wedges, alot wear HAVAIANA WEDGES (one style is called Havaiana JOY). If you want to buy a VW BEETLE, Brazil is the place to go, there's millions of them.
Forget the Watford Gap, Brazil has a chasm between RICH/POOR, NORTH/SOUTH. Perhaps this is the reason for the seemingly unsubstainable numbers of DRUG STORES, DENTISTS and PET SHOPS (see above). They know how to make the best FRESH JUICE (sucos) in the world, particually pineapple, along with PAY-BY-THE-KILO BUFFETS and ICE CREAM parlours. ¿Why hasn't this business model taken off in the UK?
Notable exclusions from the "best of..." include:
CAIPAIRINAS and anything else containing CACHAÇA (Brazillian Rum). SAMBA music and dancing - don't believe the hype. Unfortunately there are not as many SEXY GIRLS as we'd hoped but there are lots of billboards of GISELLE which almost made up for it.
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Hey! hows the burnt bum? Went for a hike to the beach, surfed, ate, sun bathed, went on a speed boat and to top things off a BBQ at Rick's new pad. Had such a nice day with everyone, we were all just ooo-ing and ahh-ing on what a nice day we had. hope you are both well and we are going to meet joy rents for dinner tonight. later maters! xxx
btw.. where are you guys going to be end of Juy, early August?
Pay by the kilo? Are u serious? They weigh your plate or something? You painted a great picture of what it is like, now imaginig not so attractive Brazillian girls toitering down street in brightly coloured rubber wedges and dental floss thongs, licking ice-creams and walking pet poochs, minature yorkies and long haired chihuahuas specifically..... x
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