Monday, 13 August 2007

the A-Z of Bolivia



A - Alexander Coffee
& Altitude








B - Bowler Hatted Women
C - Cucarachas (½ Kahlua, ½ Tequila, set on fire, through a straw)








D - DODGE buses. Dodge the brand and just generally dodgy.
E - Eggs. For breakfast, lunch and dinner.









F - Flags
G - Geysers
H - Hojas de coca
I - Indigenous Incas
J - Jungles






K - Kahlua
L - Lots of Llamas and Lagunas






M - Monkeys, marching bands & mines
N - Not enough air
O - Out of breathe, most of the time






P - Parades, protests & picuñas
Q - Quechan & quinoa soup

R - Riot police on every corner

S - Shoe shine boys in balaclavas






T - Titicaka Trucha
U - Ugly, ugly, ugly (cannot stress this enough) shop mannequins













V - VW Beetles












W - The World's Most Dangerous Road & wrapped up babies on backs
X - Xhaust fumes (especially inside buses)











Y - Yelling old ladies (hanging out of minivans, telling you which districts they're driving through)
Z - Zebra people helping the public cross the roads of La Paz

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